Oogly Woogly was a Jedi Master.
Oogly Woogly was a Jedi master,
Vader was fast, but Oogly was faster,
Cut him down with his sabre blaster.
Fuzzy Wuzzy served Jaba the Hutt,
Knew it was wrong and he shouldn't, but
He wanted to kick that Oogly's butt.
As far and wide as a search can be,
Looking for a planet called XYZ,
And the greatest battle of the century.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a mighty foe,
With sticky hairs from his head to toe,
Towered above little Oogly below.
When Fuzzy brought his big foot down,
The valley shook with a mighty sound,
Oogly wormed into the underground.
But something fell from the Jedi tree,
A mighty force to set Oogly free,
His fiery eyes were a thing to see.
Jets of flame blew across the air,
To light up all of Fuzzy Wuzzy's hair,
His head was bald and his bum was bare.
So Fuzzy Wuzzy up and ran away,
Oogly Woogly closed his eyes, they say,
The legend lives on, to this very day.
The Dark is deep, but the Force is vaster,
Mess with him, you gonna meet with disaster,
Oogly Woogly is the Jedi master...
Written and performed by Ron Renaud aka Ripplingmoon
Electric guitars by Ray Garand
copyright 2024 Ron Renaud